raising heller

so, a comedian just recently came out with a list of all the things he doesn’t need to do before he dies. an anti-bucket list of sorts (i won’t tell you what he called it, but it rhymes with “bucket”). so i started thinking about all the things that i have no desire to do. admittedly, i may end up doing some of the things on this list, but i really feel no obligation to do any of them. while this list may get revised/added to, here’s a start:

• write a letter to all those that i’ve offended
• learn to sculpt
• memorize the periodic table
• build a house with my own two hands
• own a chimp
• run a marathon
• live on a farm
• go skydiving
• learn how to change the oil in my car
• watch pride and prejudice
• learn a second language
• travel to all 50 states

i know there’s some more stuff that should go on this list but this is all i can think of right now. try creating your own “anti-bucket” list.

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