{"id":286,"date":"2008-03-22T12:33:26","date_gmt":"2008-03-22T16:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=286"},"modified":"2008-03-22T13:25:24","modified_gmt":"2008-03-22T17:25:24","slug":"my-new-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"my NEW iphone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i LOVE the apple store. i love living in a town that has an apple store. here&#8217;s why i&#8217;m saying all of this.<\/p>\n<p>yesterday i was pulling my iphone out of my pocket and i dropped it. it was a relatively small fall onto carpet. it really shouldn&#8217;t have done anything. well, a minute or so later i got a call and the vibrate was WAAAAYYYY loud. it sounded like something was loose inside. well, that wasn&#8217;t going to abide. there&#8217;s no way that i could have my &quot;silent&quot; vibrate function sounding like a 747 getting ready for take-off. so i made an appointment at the genius bar at the apple store in the bellevue mall (the coolest mall that i&#8217;ve ever been to) no knowing what they were going to say. so, i show up and the guy looks at it for a second and then starts typing away on a macbook pro. the dialogue between him and i went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>me: so, what&#8217;s the process here?<\/p>\n<p>genius: oh, i was just going to swap it out. is that okay?<\/p>\n<p>me: umm, yeah, that&#8217;ll be fine.<\/p>\n<p>and now i have a new iphone. thanks apple. below are a couple of pictures of the new device.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><span style=\"color: #0000ee; text-decoration: underline\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><a title=\"CIMG2138.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[newiphone]\" href=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/march\/CIMG2138.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"120\" width=\"90\" align=\"absmiddle\" alt=\"CIMG2138.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/march\/.thumbs\/.CIMG2138.jpg\" \/><\/a>&nbsp;<span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"color: #000000\"><a rel=\"lightbox[newiphone]\" title=\"CIMG2141.jpg\" href=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/march\/CIMG2141.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"CIMG2141.jpg\" align=\"absmiddle\" width=\"90\" height=\"120\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" src=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/march\/.thumbs\/.CIMG2141.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i LOVE the apple store. i love living in a town that has an apple store. here&#8217;s why i&#8217;m saying all of this. yesterday i was pulling my iphone out of my pocket and i dropped it. it was a relatively small fall onto carpet. it really shouldn&#8217;t have done anything. well, a minute or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}