{"id":1492,"date":"2009-03-17T00:12:10","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T04:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2009-09-20T01:54:25","modified_gmt":"2009-09-20T05:54:25","slug":"things-i-dont-need-to-do-before-i-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1492","title":{"rendered":"things i DON&#8217;T need to do before i die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, a comedian just recently came out with a list of all the things he <em>doesn&#8217;t<\/em> need to do before he dies. an anti-bucket list of sorts (i won&#8217;t tell you what he called it, but it rhymes with &#8220;bucket&#8221;). so i started thinking about all the things that i have no desire to do. admittedly, i may end up doing some of the things on this list, but i really feel no obligation to do any of them. while this list may get revised\/added to, here&#8217;s a start:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>write a letter to all those that i&#8217;ve offended<\/li>\n<li>learn to sculpt<\/li>\n<li>memorize the periodic table<\/li>\n<li>build a house with my own two hands<\/li>\n<li>own a chimp<\/li>\n<li>run a marathon<\/li>\n<li>live on a farm<\/li>\n<li>go skydiving<\/li>\n<li>learn how to change the oil in my car<\/li>\n<li>watch pride and prejudice<\/li>\n<li>learn a second language<\/li>\n<li>travel to all 50 states<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>i know there&#8217;s some more stuff that should go on this list but this is all i can think of right now. try creating your own &#8220;anti-bucket&#8221; list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, a comedian just recently came out with a list of all the things he doesn&#8217;t need to do before he dies. an anti-bucket list of sorts (i won&#8217;t tell you what he called it, but it rhymes with &#8220;bucket&#8221;). so i started thinking about all the things that i have no desire to do. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3550,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/3550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}