{"id":1415,"date":"2008-12-23T20:44:19","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T00:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2008-12-23T20:45:45","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T00:45:45","slug":"2008-the-year-in-band-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"2008: The Year In Band Names"},"content":{"rendered":"

so, i came across a site listing out the worst band names of 2008. i’m not sure where they found these names, though i’m guessing myspace was a big help. i’ll give you a few:<\/p>\n

under the “METAL (OR METAL-SOUNDING)” category
\n<\/em>My Son My Executioner
\nCircle Of Dead Children
\nDistorted Impalement<\/p>\n

under the “EMO” category<\/em>
\n<\/strong>The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
\nBlessed By A Broken Heart
\nHeart-Set Self-Destruct<\/p>\n

under the “HEY, WE SMOKE POT!” category<\/em>
\n<\/strong>Cannibis Corpse
\nRosetta Stoned
\nPost Mortem Bong Hit<\/p>\n

these are just a few in a VERY long list. you’d be amazed at how many horrible band names there are out there. then again, maybe you wouldn’t. for your enjoyment: 2008: The Year In Band Names<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so, i came across a site listing out the worst band names of 2008. i’m not sure where they found these names, though i’m guessing myspace was a big help. i’ll give you a few: under the “METAL (OR METAL-SOUNDING)” category My Son My Executioner Circle Of Dead Children Distorted Impalement under the “EMO” category […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1418,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}