{"id":139,"date":"2005-06-02T19:35:38","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T23:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=139"},"modified":"2005-06-02T19:35:38","modified_gmt":"2005-06-02T23:35:38","slug":"heller-and-dex-the-competition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"heller and dex &#8211; the competition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(we&#8217;re not girls, i mean this in jest).<\/p>\n<p>okay, so this is how it goes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>heller gets hitched, i get hitched a year later.<br \/>\nlily is born, then ian (our son) is born 3.5 months later.<br \/>\na pattern is developing here&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>however,  in an effort to beat the hellers to the punch, alison gets pregnant with our second kid (due october 3, 2005).<\/p>\n<p>jana discovers she is pregnant at the same time we do&#8230; leaving us still one step behind.<\/p>\n<p>what can we do to compete?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(we&#8217;re not girls, i mean this in jest). okay, so this is how it goes&#8230; heller gets hitched, i get hitched a year later. lily is born, then ian (our son) is born 3.5 months later. a pattern is developing here&#8230; however, in an effort to beat the hellers to the punch, alison gets pregnant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}