{"id":1347,"date":"2008-12-21T23:03:13","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T03:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1347"},"modified":"2008-12-21T23:04:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T03:04:39","slug":"weird-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=1347","title":{"rendered":"weird beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>well, not <em>that<\/em> weird really. more than anything, it&#8217;s just weird for me to have a beard. this is the first time i&#8217;ve ever grown one and i don&#8217;t really even know what prompted it. i think i just didn&#8217;t shave one weekend and come monday (a great jimmy buffet song) i still didn&#8217;t feel like shaving, so, here i am. it&#8217;s a little itchy, but overall i&#8217;m getting used to it. the problem is, since i&#8217;ve never had one before, i don&#8217;t know when to quit. also, i&#8217;ve attached a fu manchu song that kind of speaks to my current situation. if you&#8217;ve never listened to fu manchu, you really should start.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1347 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?attachment_id=1358'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/img_4651-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?attachment_id=1359'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/img_4653-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?attachment_id=1360'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/img_4655-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n[audio:Fu_Manchu-Weird_Beard.mp3]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>well, not that weird really. more than anything, it&#8217;s just weird for me to have a beard. this is the first time i&#8217;ve ever grown one and i don&#8217;t really even know what prompted it. i think i just didn&#8217;t shave one weekend and come monday (a great jimmy buffet song) i still didn&#8217;t feel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1347"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1363,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1347\/revisions\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}