we tell a scary story
\nlooking for a way
\nto terrorize our audience
\nin a book we’ll write someday.<\/p>\n
but then that night i went to bed
\nand hanging on the wall
\na picture that had caught my eye
\ni could not move at all.<\/p>\n
it was david bowie’s face
\nupon a balded baby’s head –
\nthe most unpleasant thing a girl could see
\nbefore she goes to bed!<\/p>\n
so i tore that calendar down
\nand summoned craig back in
\nto lay beside my troubled soul
\nand comfort me therein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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