{"id":10492,"date":"2009-03-20T11:59:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?guid=fabd7413d2d475df8402b15eb2ac66c7"},"modified":"2009-03-20T11:59:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:59:00","slug":"wants-needs-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/?p=10492","title":{"rendered":"WANTS & NEEDS"},"content":{"rendered":"
I saw this on a friend’s blog and decided to have a little mindless fun. If you want to do it too: Go to Google, type your first name followed by needs (for example, I typed “Jana needs”) and then list the first 10 hits you get. Do the same for wants (“Jana wants”). Here’s what I got followed by commentary by yours truly.<\/div>\n

JANA NEEDS<\/span><\/p>\n

1. jana needs<\/span> creative pursuits in stamping (isn’t stamping amazing?)
2. (the last thing) jana needs is more trouble – especially man trouble (i have no trouble with my man)
3. jana needs<\/span> a home (who doesn’t!)
4. jana needs<\/span> a 30-minute block of time to set up her equipment and do a sound check with the sound engineer at least 90 minutes before the program ( this would have been nice back in the day. the funny thing is, this jana also has the last name of heller)
5. jana needs<\/span> a bang trim (if i actually had bangs, i would definitely need a trim)
6. Jana needs<\/span> to find that peace and soften her anger towards her Father (not really, i love you dad)
7. jana needs<\/em> to get her a!# back to new york (i added the exclamations, i didn’t want a cuss word on my blog)
8. Jana<\/em> needs<\/em> a 1600 loan to buy some new office furniture and a computer
9. JANA needs<\/em> at least version 1.4 of Java\u00ae. (now if only i knew how to use it)
10. Jana needs<\/em> to read some books on assertiveness to increase her skills (i think steven would say i have this one covered)<\/p>\n

JANA WANTS<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jana wants<\/em> to replace those two directors, and add five new seats, giving they 7 of 14 directors and voting control of the board.
2. Jana wants<\/em> more shares?
3. Jana want less drama and more fun. (who doesn’t?)
4. Jana wants<\/em> to discuss budget concerns. (not really)
5. Jana wants<\/em> to share her Potts family photo with this list
6. jana wants<\/em> to attend training course about NABL in Kolkata, West Bangal, India. (i actually would like to visit india)
7. Jana wants<\/em> to marry the tallest man in California. (well since i am already married, i don’t think this would work and besides steven is the perfect height for me.)
8. Jana wants<\/em> to marry fattest man in Utah, whoever he might be.(i thought this was really funny)
9. Jana wants<\/em> to try Old Town Alehouse
10. JANA wants<\/span> to recruit highly qualified board members to increase the long-term value of the company for stockholders. (who knew their was an actual company named JANA?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw this on a friend’s blog and decided to have a little mindless fun. If you want to do it too: Go to Google, type your first name followed by needs (for example, I typed “Jana needs”) and then list the first 10 hits you get. Do the same for wants (“Jana wants”). Here’s what I got followed by commentary by yours truly.<\/div>\n

JANA NEEDS<\/span><\/p>\n

1. jana needs<\/span> creative pursuits in stamping (isn’t stamping amazing?)
2. (the last thing) jana needs is more trouble – especially man trouble (i have no trouble with my man)
3. jana needs<\/span> a home (who doesn’t!)
4. jana needs<\/span> a 30-minute block of time to set up her equipment and do a sound check with the sound engineer at least 90 minutes before the program ( this would have been nice back in the day. the funny thing is, this jana also has the last name of heller)
5. jana needs<\/span> a bang trim (if i actually had bangs, i would definitely need a trim)
6. Jana needs<\/span> to find that peace and soften her anger towards her Father (not really, i love you dad)
7. jana needs<\/em> to get her a!# back to new york (i added the exclamations, i didn’t want a cuss word on my blog)
8. Jana<\/em> needs<\/em> a 1600 loan to buy some new office furniture and a computer
9. JANA needs<\/em> at least version 1.4 of Java®. (now if only i knew how to use it)
10. Jana needs<\/em> to read some books on assertiveness to increase her skills (i think steven would say i have this one covered)<\/p>\n

JANA WANTS<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jana wants<\/em> to replace those two directors, and add five new seats, giving they 7 of 14 directors and voting control of the board.
2. Jana wants<\/em> more shares?
3. Jana want less drama and more fun. (who doesn’t?)
4. Jana wants<\/em> to discuss budget concerns. (not really)
5. Jana wants<\/em> to share her Potts family photo with this list
6. jana wants<\/em> to attend training course about NABL in Kolkata, West Bangal, India. (i actually would like to visit india)
7. Jana wants<\/em> to marry the tallest man in California. (well since i am already married, i don’t think this would work and besides steven is the perfect height for me.)
8. Jana wants<\/em> to marry fattest man in Utah, whoever he might be.(i thought this was really funny)
9. Jana wants<\/em> to try Old Town Alehouse
10. JANA wants<\/span> to recruit highly qualified board members to increase the long-term value of the company for stockholders. (who knew their was an actual company named JANA?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10492"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10497,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10492\/revisions\/10497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/raisingheller.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}